We are Survivors

(for those born before 1945)

We were born before television, before penicillin, polio shots, frozen food, Xerox, plastics, contact lenses, videos, frisbees and the Pill. We were before radar, credit cards, split atoms, laser beams, and ballpoint pens; before dishwashers, tumble dryers, electric blankets, air conditioners, drip-dry clothes . . . and before man walked on the moon.

We got married first and then lived together (how quaint can you be?). We thought 'fast food' was what you ate in Lent, a 'Big Mac' was an oversize raincoat, and "crumpet" we ate for tea. We existed before house husbands, computer dating, dual cars and when a"meaningful relationship" meant getting on with your cousins and "sheltered accommodation" was where you waited for a bus.

We were before day care centres, group houses and disposable nappies. We never heard of FM radio, tape decks, electric typewriters, artificial hearts, word processors, yoghurt and young men wearing earrings. For us, 'time sharing' meant togetherness, a 'chip' was a piece of wood or a fried potato, 'hardware' was nuts and bolts and 'software' wasn't a word.

Before 1945, 'Made in Japan' meant junk, the term 'making out' referred to how you did in your exam, 'stud' was something that fastened a collar to a shirt, and 'going all the way' meant staying on a bus all the way to the terminus. Pizza, McDonald's and instant coffee were unheard of. In our day, cigarette smoking was 'fashionable', 'grass' was mown, 'coke' was kept in the coal shed, a 'joint' was a piece of meat you ate on Sunday, and 'pot' was something you cooked in. 'Rock music' was a fond mother's lullaby, 'Eldorado' was an icecream, a 'gay' person was the life and soul of the party and nothing more, while 'aids' just meant beauty treatment or help for someone in trouble.

We who were born before 1945 must be a hardy bunch when you think of the way in which the world has changed and the adjustments we have had to make. No wonder we are confused and there is a generation gap today . . . BU.

By the grace of God . . . we have survived!.

Hallelujah